Category Archives: Comics

Crazy For You

Crazy For You comic

Transcript

Shouty shows Leonard his mobile phone screen while exclaiming, “I told you she liked me. She’s CRAZY for me! Look!” The next panel shows a close up of Shouty’s phone while he continues to talk, “You ask a question and then shuffle your playlist. First song to play is the answer!” His phone shows a playlist titled “Shouty’s Love Mix” and has “Crazy For You” by Madonna playing. Other songs in the playlist include “(I Can’t Help) Falling In Love With You” by UB40, “Beginning Middle End” by Leah Nobel, “Unforgettable” by Nat King Cole, and “Overjoyed” by Stevie Wonder. In the last panel of the comic, Leonard looks bewildered and tells Shouty, “But you can’t rig it using your love mix! You oughtta put ‘What A Fool Believes’ on that list!” Shouty puts his head on his fist and looks defeated.

Spiritual Awakening

Spiritual Awakening

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Shouty peeks out from behind the comic, as if coming from a different dimension. Leonard asks, “Where have you been?” Shouty comes into view in front of Leonard and says, “I had a profound spiritual awakening.” Leonard snaps, “Dude, you’re blocking the Super Bowl.” Shouty sits down on the couch dismayed as Leonard continues to watch the game.

Black Lives Matter

Black Lives Matter Comic

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Standing in front of a partial list of murdered black people in a difficult to read red-and-white color scheme, Shouty, his sister Merlington, who is wearing a black power beret and sunglasses, and her son Cousin, who is holding a Black Lives Matter sign, stare at the viewer.

Pandemic Pudge

Pandemic Pudge Comic by Shouty

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Shouty, in an oversized hoodie: “I’m on my way to gain the COVID-19lbs.”
Leonard: “Did you make that up?”
Shouty, hugging a bag of chips: “No. But I’ve embraced it!”
Leonard laughs.

Sign o’ the Times

Sign 'o the Times Comic by Shouty

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Shouty: “I’m saving so much eating at home.”
Leonard: “Yeah, but that’s probably offset by your recent purchases.”
Shouty: “What do you mean?”
Both are surrounded by stacks of toilet paper rolls.

Apple

Apple Comic by Shouty

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Shouty: “Have you tried this variety of apple? So good!”
Leonard: “Aren’t those made in a lab?”
Shouty: “But they’re organic.”
Leonard, checking phone: “Yeah…organically made in a lab.”
Shouty: “Welp, I guess I’m gonna have to go back to cookies for my snack.”
Leonard laughs.

M.A.D.

M.A.D. Comic by Shouty

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A battered microphone stands on a stage in front of an audience of microphones. He says, “I mean, the stand was right there!” Beside him is a sign that reads, “M.A.D. Microphones Against Dropping.”

Methods of Payment

Methods of Payment Comic by Shouty

Transcript

Shouty, with a pensive face thinking to himself in his car: “I forgot my cash on the table… Should I go back?”
Now smiling, he thinks: “Nah, I got my credit cards.”
Shouty is eighth in line when a new register opens up. The operator of the register says, “I can take folks who are paying with cash.”
No one moves.