Alternate Ending: The Pina Colada Song

Alternate Ending Pina Colada Song

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Classifieds Ad: “Escape” If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you’re not into yoga, if you have half a brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. I’m the love that you’ve looked for, write to me, and escape.
Classifieds Ad: “Dear Escape” Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I’m not much into health food, I am into champagne. I’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape. At a bar called O’Malley’s, where we’ll plan our escape.
A couples’ silhouettes are seen through the O’Malley’s bar window where the woman, standing akimbo, says, “Oh…it’s you.” And the man says, “I never knew….” The last frame is the outside of a door with the sign, “Couples Therapy.”

Lady Liberty

Peaceful Protest Civil Disobedience

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[Therese Okoumou peacefully protesting at the base of the Statue of Liberty.] “If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.” – Desmond Tutu

National Eat Your Beans Day

Tough Bean

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Big Green Split Pea: See that kidney bean? He’s the toughest of us all…takes 8 hours of soaking to make him soft. Small Green Split Pea: What about us, the split peas? Big Green Split Pea: Weak…no soaking needed. That’s how we got our nickname. Small Green Split Pea: What nickname? Kidney Bean: Yo! Split peons!

Don’t Do This

Don't put your head in the sand

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Shouty: I’m going to stop watching TV and reading the news. Leonard: Why? Shouty: The news is so depressing. Leonard: March with me tomorrow. You can’t put your head in the sand. [Shouty’s head is in a block of sand. Leonard drinks his green smoothie.]

Keepin’ It Healthy

Getting that fiber in...

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Shouty: Instead of eating a scoop of ice cream, I like to grab a handful of nuts and fruit. Then I eat that with three scoops of ice cream. [Banana split shown.]

Clever Cats

Clever Cats

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Black Cat (speaking to group of cats): We might not have a “Take Your Dog to Work Day,” but that’s strictly on grammatical grounds. We all know the term should be “bring” instead of “take.” Stupid humans!

Together

Keep Families Together

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Keep Families Together.

Starving

No food in the house.

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Shouty: I’m starving and there’s nothing to eat. Wanna get takeout? Leonard: What about all those veggies you bought at the farmers market? [Shouty looks sad.] Shouty: Oh, c’mon! You know that’s aspirational food!