90’s – Shouty: Pizza’s on the way! Leonard: Remember when you had to pick it up?
Now – Shouty: Pizza’s on the way! Leonard: Remember when you had to call it in?
Future – Shouty: Pizza on the way! Leonard: Remember when you had to get up from the sofa?
Let’s make it a December to remember!
National French Toast Day Hacks – Remember the same ingredients make…French Toast – Cinnamon Toast, Eggs & Milk – Fake Puke
Gives new meaning to the phrase “pumping iron.”
Week 1, Week 2
Orthodontist: What the? Holy crap…what an underbite! Alien: Can you fix it?
Old Man Dill: I remember when I was young…. I was firm and steady. I had it all going for me.
There are 4 types of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, those who watch fake things happen, those who say, “What happened?” – Mary Kay Ash
Optimal Cheeseburger Assembly:
Tomato will keep the bun firmly on top.
Shredded lettuce because leaf is like a sheet of ice that makes the top bun slide off.
Onion above cheese for grip.
Cheese melted on top of burger on grill.
Mayo, the only condiment, on bottom to keep the bun from getting soggy.