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Shouty: O, Body Pillow, I love you! [Body Pillow smiles and hold him close.] …And Shouty slept soundly for the rest of the night.
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Dust Bunnies
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Shouty: The more I dust, the quicker the dust returns… [Zoom into fan and we see a line of dust bunnies waiting to get Free Tickets to Ride the Whirlygig!]
Starting a Diet
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Starting a diet be like [Tombstone reads: RIP “I’m starting tomorrow” (for real this time)]
Socks
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Sock 1: Please don’t go! I can’t do this without you. Sock 2: I’m saving us both.
Splits
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Shouty: I can still do the splits! [Two hours later, Shouty is still in the splits.] Operator: 911, what’s your emergency?
Out of Sync
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Fan: Why do we only see eye to eye when someone’s taking a dump or a shower?
Seed of Photon
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Sod: You are the one they call gardener? Gardener: Yeah… Sod: Kneel before sod!
Passive Aggressive
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Cashier: That’ll be $9.96. Shouty: Here’s a ten…and a penny! Cashier: Your change is 5 cents. [Shouty is given 5 pennies.]