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Shouty yawns. Shouty: My cat is immune to contagious yawning. Sock-Sock thought bubble: This is a one-way relationship.
Shouty yawns. Shouty: My cat is immune to contagious yawning. Sock-Sock thought bubble: This is a one-way relationship.
Shouty: I lost my fit tracker! Leonard: Sorry, man. [Earlier…] Nervous Emoji: Can’t…hold on…too tight! Fearful Emoji: Don’t let go! Noooooooooo!
Leonard: Did you like your new dentist? Shouty: It was hard to look him in the eyes. [Earlier that day…] Dentist: See you in three months, Shouty. Tooth: Yassss! Gaze into our perfectly straight whiteness…
Breakdown of Shouty’s Sleeping Hours [Pie Chart: Web Surfing, Restless Mind Syndrome, I Can’t Fall Asleep Thoughts, Quality Sleep, Snooze Sleep]
Shouty: I love “Bike to Work Day”! Leonard: I didn’t know you rode! Shouty: I don’t, but my commute was cut in half this morning!
After several hours of tossing and turning, Shouty finds the perfect position. 3 seconds later… [alarm goes off]
Leonard: Did you just put a tire pressure gauge in your belly button?! Shouty: Yes, and it says I still have room for dessert!
Shouty: I can’t believe a third of the year is already over! Sock-Sock: Pfft, that’s like 1.5 years for me….