Category Archives: Comics

Hmm…

Apple-Shaped Pear-Shaped

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Apple-shaped. Pear-shaped. [Shouty is confused because of his head and body shapes.]

Glory Days

Shouty in college swimsuit

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Shouty: Hey look, I found my old college swimsuit! [10 minutes later….] Shouty: Wow, it still fits! I’m in better shape than I thought! Leonard: I am not going to ask where that mascot went.

Election Day

Election Day

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Shouty: I wonder how long it took for humans to develop a thinking mind. Leonard: Do you mean: How long will it take?

Baby Steps

Shouty: I lost 20 pounds without exercising, and I feel great! Leonard: I bet if you started going to the gym, you'd feel really good. Shouty: Nah, I have to lose another 20 to feel comfortable there.

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Shouty: I lost 3 pounds without exercising, and I feel great! Leonard: I bet if you started going to the gym, you’d feel really good. Shouty: Nah. I’d have to lose another 20 to feel comfortable there.

It’s the Principle

Merlington: You never do the dishes, Shouty. I'm always stuck doing them! Shouty: As your brother, I object! Using words

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Merlington: You never do the dishes, Shouty. I’m always stuck doing them! Shouty: As your brother, I object! Using words “always” and “never” is supposed to be bad for relationships. Merlington: In that case, you very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very consistently don’t clean the dishes! Shouty: Yeah, that sounds about right.

I Got This

I thought you were on a diet

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Shema: I thought you were on a diet. Shouty: I am. The ketchup’s organic.

Just Ask

Shouty gets an Amazon Echo

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Shouty: Alexa, can you hear me whispering? Alexa: Yes. Shouty: This eavesdropping’s getting out of hand. Tell me, Alexa, where can I move you so you can’t hear me? Alexa: Beside the treadmill. Leonard: Oh…snap!