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Shouty, holding a box of frozen veggie pizza: “You know what I like to do with these veggie pizzas?” Shouty, holding pepperoni: “Make them supreme.”
Category Archives: Comics
Toilet Paper Comedy
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Roll of Toilet Paper, doing stand-up comedy: “I’m on a roll tonight!”
Pen Ink
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When Ink Runs Dry [Pie Chart with 95% assigned to “Signing a receipt” and 5% assigned to “All other times.”]
Unfulfilled Potential: The Slice
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[A lone pizza slice is left.] He (the pizza slice) knew both of them wanted him, but were too polite to act on it. “No, you take it.” “No, you!” As he sat on top of the trash heap, he wondered what might have been.
Do Something Nice Day
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Leonard: I treated the office to donuts for “Do Something Nice Day.” Shouty: I let a driver merge in front of me, without speeding up and blocking him. Leonard: That’s not “Do Something Nice Day,” that’s what you’re supposed to do! Shouty, while giving a thumbs up: Baby steps?
Motorcycle
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Cousin: Look! I lost the motorcycle for my action figure. [Cousin holds a tiny action figure that is in a motorcycle riding position.] Shouty: I’m sure you’ll find something to replace it. [Spotted later in a doll house: the action figure sitting on a toilet while holding the paper.]
High Strung
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Leonard: Anyone tell you that you’re a bit high strung? Shouty: No, I’m not. Leonard: Like this. [Leonard plucks a guitar string and it makes the high pitched noise, “Ping!” Shouty looks upset.]
Sober Six Pack
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Shouty: What are you bringing to that raw vegan party? Leonard: A six pack of– Shouty: Beer isn’t raw! Leonard: Let me finish. A six pack of bananas. [Leonard is holding up a bunch of six bananas.]